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Things the Beefboy is Thankful for in 2004

    Angelina Jolie's Lips are # 8 on the Beefboy's List.


  1. All the Toxic Goddesses out there
  2. General Tso's Chicken
  3. Meet the Press
  4. Yassir Arafat dying
  5. X Division in the NWA
  6. Manga
  7. Lava Lamps
  8. Angelina Jolie's lips
  9. My parents (awww....)
  10. Double latte with some cinnamon dusted on the top
  11. ESPN's College Gameday
  12. Porn
  13. PhotoShop
  14. Magazines... every last motherfucking one of them!
  15. Independant flicks
  16. Bondage collars
  17. Really shitty sci-fi programs
  18. Dan Rather getting the axe
  19. All the Beefboy's friends
  20. Geeky chicks who read a lot
  21. Catholic School Girl outfits
  22. The soldiers in the sand, and everyone else over there, fighting so we can enjoy our Thanksgiving
  23. But mostly... all the Beefanatics out there, who visit the site and especially those who take the time to write! Thank you!!!

Happy Thanksgiving!